Top 10 excuses not to write

1. Got to clean first, do laundry, shop, too busy, too many chores.
2. Not enough time (Can't write tonight because I only have a half hour. Why even start?)
3. My ____ (spouse, kids, mother, dog) needs me.
4. Too tired
5. Not inspired.
6. Need to _______ (exercise, rest, sleep, eat, work, surf the web)
7. I'm stuck and don't want to start anything else.
8. Nothing to say.
9. Not a good enough writer.
10. Moon is full. It's raining. I'm out of coffee.

Thanks to Judy Reeves for getting me started. What's your favorite excuse?